Anything apparently not on the internet. AKA the real world...
The streets is the place where you DO NOT want to solicit, advertise, beg, or do anything of a similar matter. Leave all that to the internet.
The streets is the place where you DO NOT want to solicit, advertise, beg, or do anything of a similar matter. Leave all that to the internet.
See that hoe over there? Shes for the streets. DO NOT ask her for sex. There are better places to ask a girl for that.
by the_fruitarian January 10, 2024
Get the the streets mug.For lack of better terminology... A girl you usually meet online. However when we speak of the term escort, these girls are featured online particulary on escort websites. She might mostly be low grade quality though, although there a few attractive ones in the mix. You call her up, set up the time to meet and thenafter do whatever else you want..She can be a gf or your one night stand, whatever your schedule allows and whatever you choose.
Also depends on how much money you have or make. She is paid to either be courted or to have sex with you.
Most escorts have relationships with multiple guys. Only a select few choose to have sex with only 3 or less.
Also depends on how much money you have or make. She is paid to either be courted or to have sex with you.
Most escorts have relationships with multiple guys. Only a select few choose to have sex with only 3 or less.
Guy 1: yo i met this girl yesterday at the club and I hooked up with her last night but today she never called me back. I guess she just wanted a one night stand
Guy 2: relationships like those often arent worth it anyways. Lets just me and you call an escort and skip the BS. Im sick and tired of going through all the effort of clowning around and flirting just to get in a girls pants.
Guy 2: relationships like those often arent worth it anyways. Lets just me and you call an escort and skip the BS. Im sick and tired of going through all the effort of clowning around and flirting just to get in a girls pants.
by the_fruitarian September 12, 2023
Get the Escort mug.Dude 1: Look at the loser over there, he thinks he's the shit.
Dude 2: I know, he ain't got nothing on our fucking asses. He probably end up working for us one day, we'd boss the stupid dork around until he wishes he never worked hard at all.
Dude 2: I know, he ain't got nothing on our fucking asses. He probably end up working for us one day, we'd boss the stupid dork around until he wishes he never worked hard at all.
by the_fruitarian March 15, 2022
Get the Loser mug.the epic definition of FAILURE.
Specifically - An animated illustration of 30 year old man that goes through life getting screwed over by his friends, boss, and people of higher hierarchy than him.
He dreams of living the good life.... A life of making lots of money, and banging his future girlfriend everyday.
However when Chad steps in, all Wojaks dreams are diminished. Wojak becomes a huge cuckold in the eyes of men, and his dreams of success and making lots of money and banging hot women are stretched thin.
Specifically - An animated illustration of 30 year old man that goes through life getting screwed over by his friends, boss, and people of higher hierarchy than him.
He dreams of living the good life.... A life of making lots of money, and banging his future girlfriend everyday.
However when Chad steps in, all Wojaks dreams are diminished. Wojak becomes a huge cuckold in the eyes of men, and his dreams of success and making lots of money and banging hot women are stretched thin.
by the_fruitarian November 23, 2023
Get the wojak mug.The devil in disguise since he has ears that look like horns. He's a super hero of half man,half god...... but has no actual superpowers.
Hes Jesus Christ meant to save the world from the Joker ( which is Joe Biden as his name starts with the letter J) and the tyrannical government of the New World Order created by the makers of the internet and founders of social media (Mark Zuckerberg for ex. ) The world is a stage show and a fake reality, and batman gets famous to set the world free once and for all.
Batman wears a mask to conceal his identity because of the world possibly making fun of him for going out of his way to be such a hero.
Hes Jesus Christ meant to save the world from the Joker ( which is Joe Biden as his name starts with the letter J) and the tyrannical government of the New World Order created by the makers of the internet and founders of social media (Mark Zuckerberg for ex. ) The world is a stage show and a fake reality, and batman gets famous to set the world free once and for all.
Batman wears a mask to conceal his identity because of the world possibly making fun of him for going out of his way to be such a hero.
Don't be batman.... don't be a hero....
Lot of times they sacrifice their sex lives just to save the world. Blood sacrifices are a real thing to change the status quo, something that can get you killed or nailed to the cross
Lot of times they sacrifice their sex lives just to save the world. Blood sacrifices are a real thing to change the status quo, something that can get you killed or nailed to the cross
by the_fruitarian April 28, 2022
Get the Batman mug.A new species developed by human beings that was meant to replace human beings...
This species is characterized as having a large 97% resemblance to an actual human or alien - but is instead largely made up mostly metal, wire and circuitry - instead of the real organic material called skin and bones that is organically produced when a mother and father come together to produce a baby through the fertilization of the egg when the sperm strikes it.
This species is characterized as having a large 97% resemblance to an actual human or alien - but is instead largely made up mostly metal, wire and circuitry - instead of the real organic material called skin and bones that is organically produced when a mother and father come together to produce a baby through the fertilization of the egg when the sperm strikes it.
Dude : Sis, come here and watch this new documentary on TV. It shows you how AI girlfriend robots are eventually going to take over the world
Girl: GTFO!!! THEY ARE NOT! You stupid fucking cuck. Stop wasting time giggling your balls with your fucking hand staring at a fucking AI girlfriend robot all day and go talk to a REAL girl in THE REAL FUCKING WORLD!!!!!
Girl: GTFO!!! THEY ARE NOT! You stupid fucking cuck. Stop wasting time giggling your balls with your fucking hand staring at a fucking AI girlfriend robot all day and go talk to a REAL girl in THE REAL FUCKING WORLD!!!!!
by the_fruitarian November 23, 2023
Get the robot mug.When a musician plays a rhythm so rhythmically complicated that the listener has no understanding of what's going on in the music..... and basically the listener gets rhythm fucked in the mind and head as a result.
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