4 definitions by theBPbags
A type of joke that is not a joke at all. It is just a surprising twist on a joke. Kinda like a big middle finger to the face.
Here are some Anti Jokes
Joke:
Your mom is so fat that when she dives into a pool she displaces a proportionately larger volume of water than people with less body mass.
Question:
Why did the boy drop his ice cream?
Because he was hit by a bus.
Knock-Knock Joke:
Knock Knock
Who's there?
The police, your entire family died in a car accident
Joke:
Your mom is so fat that when she dives into a pool she displaces a proportionately larger volume of water than people with less body mass.
Question:
Why did the boy drop his ice cream?
Because he was hit by a bus.
Knock-Knock Joke:
Knock Knock
Who's there?
The police, your entire family died in a car accident
by theBPbags April 13, 2011
A pretty popular girl who has a nice voice for a woman of her age. Other girls tend to like her because of her great looks and how she sings like she is on her period. And some girls can just relate to that.
Friend: What is that crappy music your sister is listening to?
Brother: It's her new favorite singer, Justin Bieber, she's so bad.
Sister: Shut up! I love her, she can really relate to all my menstrual and emotional troubles that i have right now!
Brother: It's her new favorite singer, Justin Bieber, she's so bad.
Sister: Shut up! I love her, she can really relate to all my menstrual and emotional troubles that i have right now!
by theBPbags April 24, 2011
Hey, did you guys have sex last night?
No, we boomfucked.
SHIT, are you freaking serious!
Damn straight.
No, we boomfucked.
SHIT, are you freaking serious!
Damn straight.
by theBPbags February 23, 2011
Mike: Hey Joe did you see that new viral video? It's retarded.
Joe: I thought it was so funny!
Mike: That's probably because it's xtranormal, and your retarded.
Joe: I thought it was so funny!
Mike: That's probably because it's xtranormal, and your retarded.
by theBPbags February 22, 2011