4 definitions by the weird that chose to be man

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Molesting any small life form while wearing a clown costume at a flea market.
when you give a happy meal, you also give hope.
by the weird that chose to be man October 23, 2010
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the act of sodomizing a rabbit while a man dressed as a revolutionary activist masturbates with ben-gay while filming the person sodomizing said rabbit.
Mr.Smith: i got herpes when your girlfriend gave me a Colonel Washington yesterday!

Mr.Jones: You have herpes?
by the weird that chose to be man October 23, 2010
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a friend of yours that preforms the act of forgetting essential details at the most critical of times involving matters of utmost importance, therefore screwing up everything.
Alex: Dude, josh totally doctor dammit'd me boning my girlfriend last night!

Gene: Well if you were hanging out with me, then we both could have boned her.

Alex:...do what?

Gene: I'm not a doctor dammit!
by the weird that chose to be man October 26, 2010
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During sexual intercourse, a woman asserts her rear end into the air, while her partner covered in syrup, opens her anus, and cracks three eggs into her anus.
Steve: i gave your girlfriend a Dutch Breakfast this morning.

Alex: I thought those scrambled eggs tasted funny.

Steve: Well thats what you get when you eat eggs.
by the weird that chose to be man October 23, 2010
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