Definitions by the weird that chose to be man
Doctor Dammit
a friend of yours that preforms the act of forgetting essential details at the most critical of times involving matters of utmost importance, therefore screwing up everything.
Alex: Dude, josh totally doctor dammit'd me boning my girlfriend last night!
Gene: Well if you were hanging out with me, then we both could have boned her.
Alex:...do what?
Gene: I'm not a doctor dammit!
Gene: Well if you were hanging out with me, then we both could have boned her.
Alex:...do what?
Gene: I'm not a doctor dammit!
Doctor Dammit by the weird that chose to be man October 27, 2010
Colonel Washington
the act of sodomizing a rabbit while a man dressed as a revolutionary activist masturbates with ben-gay while filming the person sodomizing said rabbit.
Mr.Smith: i got herpes when your girlfriend gave me a Colonel Washington yesterday!
Mr.Jones: You have herpes?
Mr.Jones: You have herpes?
Colonel Washington by the weird that chose to be man October 24, 2010
Dutch Breakfast
During sexual intercourse, a woman asserts her rear end into the air, while her partner covered in syrup, opens her anus, and cracks three eggs into her anus.
Steve: i gave your girlfriend a Dutch Breakfast this morning.
Alex: I thought those scrambled eggs tasted funny.
Steve: Well thats what you get when you eat eggs.
Alex: I thought those scrambled eggs tasted funny.
Steve: Well thats what you get when you eat eggs.
Dutch Breakfast by the weird that chose to be man October 24, 2010
Happy Meal
Happy Meal by the weird that chose to be man October 24, 2010