the waffler 's definitions

Slurp Lickiston

A term used to describe one that likes to slurp liquid from an ass, generally of the opposite sex.

That guy totally pulled a slurp lickiston on me last night in bed after we ate Taco Bell. The sensation was immaculate.

by the waffler May 31, 2022

Boob Ninja

A ninja that is addicted to boobies and possibly cocaine.

Woah, that boob ninja was totally just checking me out.

by The Waffler December 10, 2005

insta-spectacular

Something that starts out bad or ok and turns instantly spectacular!

First my penis wasn't right, but then I looked at some porn and now it's insta-spectacular!

by The Waffler February 8, 2005

mOBSCENE

It isn't your scene, it's better than a sex scene, and it's so fucking obscene, obscene, yeah.

You came to see the mOBSCENE
I know it isn't your scene
it's better than a sex scene
and it's so fucking obscene, obscene YEAH!

by The Waffler May 5, 2005