9 definitions by the ultimate secret

sculptures of noses made out of the wax from candles. works best if you know someone with a big nose, so you can make them then mock the person with it.
"yo here comes jones, get out the wax noses and humiliate this rat"
by the ultimate secret January 19, 2007
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sitting in the garage and gazing at a lava lamp, while monty does a play by play commentary on the lumps of lava floating around the lamp to annoy bogan.
"and that blobs out of here!" "monty im sick of your blob by blob commentary"
by the ultimate secret January 19, 2007
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