meatball

a miserable, short italian kid who always thinks hes right

"you guys are stupid, i watch CNN. im obviously not a meatball"

by the ultimate secret January 19, 2007

pear

not the fruit, but someone of the male gender who annoys you and has hips(love handles) that are wider than his shoulders. can also be refered to with someone who is obsessed with other peoples dick size, but never admits to being gay and having a boyfriend.

justin and cliff are pears.

by the ultimate secret January 19, 2007