9 definitions by the ultimate secret
sculptures of noses made out of the wax from candles. works best if you know someone with a big nose, so you can make them then mock the person with it.
by the ultimate secret January 19, 2007
sitting in the garage and gazing at a lava lamp, while monty does a play by play commentary on the lumps of lava floating around the lamp to annoy bogan.
by the ultimate secret January 19, 2007