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When your elderly wife puts your dentures in and gives you a blowjob and then puts the semen covered dentures back in your mouth.
by the shrimping king February 21, 2010
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Poor Russ, he shits himself everytime he farts. He has been reemed in the ass so many times that he has developed a calamari anus.
by the shrimping king August 11, 2006
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