Definitions by the shrimping king

Snoldball 

When your elderly wife puts your dentures in and gives you a blowjob and then puts the semen covered dentures back in your mouth.

Flo gave Roy a snoldball last night. He really should watch his sodium intake!

Snoldball by the shrimping king February 21, 2010

Calamari anus 

Somebody who has been fucked in the ass so many times that their rectal muscles fail to contract anymore. Thus their asshole is very loose, being very much like a piece of raw calamari.

Poor Russ, he shits himself everytime he farts. He has been reemed in the ass so many times that he has developed a calamari anus.

Calamari anus by the shrimping king August 11, 2006