When your elderly wife puts your dentures in and gives you a blowjob and then puts the semen covered dentures back in your mouth.
by the shrimping king February 21, 2010
Somebody who has been fucked in the ass so many times that their rectal muscles fail to contract anymore. Thus their asshole is very loose, being very much like a piece of raw calamari.
Poor Russ, he shits himself everytime he farts. He has been reemed in the ass so many times that he has developed a calamari anus.
by the shrimping king August 11, 2006