the sexy monkey's definitions

absinthe

A drink that makes you dance like a prick... and sing Rolling Stones songs really badly. I recommend it.

That dude wanted to punch you for singing Angie so badly.

by the sexy monkey January 4, 2006

Humbug

A sweet that all old people eat.

Darn! I've run out of Werther's Original. I'd better open a pack of humbugs.

by the sexy monkey May 5, 2005