the samm's definitions

jack thompson

-some dumb shit who thinks that video games cuase global warming, school shootings, the rapture, mad cow disease, and huricane katrina. He continues to sue Grand Theft Auto, and almost never wins. I personally think that he is just lining up scapegoats for when kids kill someone. (like me)

Jack Thompson sucks donkey balls.

by the samm May 3, 2007

Homeslice

Used to address one of your close friends and/or buddies.

yo! whazzup, homeslice?
yeah, jakes my homeslice.

by the samm May 3, 2007

Ninja

Someone is a ninja if their dick is licenced as a lethal weapon.

Bob: "Dude! That guy just killed 9 people with his dick!"

Jim: "Yup, hes a ninja."

by The samm May 8, 2007