Definitions by the rolfer

Rolf

Rock Golf, a game that is played with a box spiggler which is hurled from the spangly dangler. Upon hurlation of the box spiggler, one proceeds to hit it with either a spiffler or a tobbler. There are not set courses on which to play you can play it anywhere! There are 21 holes that must be played. The turn order is determined by a tournament of rock/paper/scissors. the winner goes first. at the beginning of the game after the R/P/S tourney there is a mandatory cigarette break. Halfway through, either hole 10 or 11, there is also another cigarette break and the order is determined again by a R/P/S tourney. Gameplay continues until all 21 holes are played

They played Rolf in the middle of the Louvre! Can you beleive the audacity of those hooligans!

Rolf by the rolfer September 6, 2006

spangly dangler 

your arm. used in playing rolf

That kids spangly dangler is gargantuan! I bet he could hurl the spiffler 300 feet!

spangly dangler by the rolfer September 6, 2006

box spiggler 

a box or pan used in rolf. this is comparable to the hole in real golf or basket in disc golf.

The box spiggler was in a very precarious position! If Cody didn't throw the spiffler just right the box spiggler would be out reach by normal humans.

box spiggler by the rolfer September 6, 2006

tobbler 

a round smooth rock used in playing rolf. it is comparable to a driver in real golf.

The tobbler was thorwn 300 feet by that kid with the large spangly dangler.

tobbler by the rolfer September 6, 2006

spiffler

a jagged and spiteful rock used in the game of rolf. comparable to a putter in real golf

He threw the spiffler with in 5 feet of the box spiggler! Amazing accuracy!

spiffler by the rolfer September 6, 2006