9 definitions by the real sweet-a-bix
A really really really really, and i mean really thick twat. Who has little or no volcabulary skills,people skills and is generally a childish, pathetic little cunt.
Also known as a jeff
Also known as a jeff
by the real sweet-a-bix October 28, 2010
A hybrid of the phrase's filthy ninja, and filthy seagull (see definitions).
To perform a Filthy Ninja Seagull, you need cunning and the agility of a chimp(and male genitals).
The act of Filthy Ninja Seagull, is to (like a filthy ninja) sneak into a room of a couple humping without bein seen or heard, climb on to the nearest wardrobe or chest of draws. Once this is done whop out your member and proceed to masturbate. On reaching climax(providing you've not been caught) start to screech like a demented seagull whilst spraying your man muck preferably over the couple whilst they're still at it. This now is where you need to be quicker than a leopard, and swifter than a er......... swift. Before the couple realise what has just taken place, or turn a light on you need to, to put it plainly, get the f@*k outta there without being seen. Thus leaving them wondering how the bloody hell did a bloody seagull get into the room.
To perform this act successfully will instantly make you a LEGEND.
To perform a Filthy Ninja Seagull, you need cunning and the agility of a chimp(and male genitals).
The act of Filthy Ninja Seagull, is to (like a filthy ninja) sneak into a room of a couple humping without bein seen or heard, climb on to the nearest wardrobe or chest of draws. Once this is done whop out your member and proceed to masturbate. On reaching climax(providing you've not been caught) start to screech like a demented seagull whilst spraying your man muck preferably over the couple whilst they're still at it. This now is where you need to be quicker than a leopard, and swifter than a er......... swift. Before the couple realise what has just taken place, or turn a light on you need to, to put it plainly, get the f@*k outta there without being seen. Thus leaving them wondering how the bloody hell did a bloody seagull get into the room.
To perform this act successfully will instantly make you a LEGEND.
Example 1:
Master '' you have done well young grasshopper, you have successfully completed the Filthy Ninja Seagull task''.
Grasshopper "Thank you Master"
Master " However next time try using another couple other than your parents"
Example 2:
As the door closes and the squark of the seagull slowly fades away, Mike turns to Carol, both covered in the sneaky birds mess, and asks "how the hell did a seagull get in here,it was like a bloody ninja"
Master '' you have done well young grasshopper, you have successfully completed the Filthy Ninja Seagull task''.
Grasshopper "Thank you Master"
Master " However next time try using another couple other than your parents"
Example 2:
As the door closes and the squark of the seagull slowly fades away, Mike turns to Carol, both covered in the sneaky birds mess, and asks "how the hell did a seagull get in here,it was like a bloody ninja"
by the real sweet-a-bix July 5, 2010
A hybrid of "Filthy" ninja and "filthy seagull".
The act of sneaking in on a couple having sex without, being seen or heard, then climb onto either a chest of draws or wardrobe and proceed to masterbate furiously to climax. On spraying your man muck, squark like a seagull, and attempt to leave before a light is turned on or the couple get up to beat your ass.
A dangerous and tricky operation, but when done right turns the trainee ninja seagull into a living legend!!!
The act of sneaking in on a couple having sex without, being seen or heard, then climb onto either a chest of draws or wardrobe and proceed to masterbate furiously to climax. On spraying your man muck, squark like a seagull, and attempt to leave before a light is turned on or the couple get up to beat your ass.
A dangerous and tricky operation, but when done right turns the trainee ninja seagull into a living legend!!!
teacher says to student " Well done grass hopper, you have successfully completed your filthy ninja seagull mission. However extra points have been awarded as it was your parents havin sex"
"Where the fuck did that seagull come from?" said mike to Carol
"Where the fuck did that seagull come from?" said mike to Carol
by the real sweet-a-bix July 3, 2010
It's where an Indian, Pakistani, asian either can't decide and/or doesn't want to pay the price they've been quoted, so they decide to stare into space. Hoping if they do it long enough that you will change the price or lower the price of the item they are trying to purchase.
Brian: Chris, Why's that indian guy just standing staring into space?
Chrs: Because i won't move on the price of the Tyres, so He's givin it The Bombay Stare hoping that he either pisses me off, or make it so awkward that i'll change the price.
Chrs: Because i won't move on the price of the Tyres, so He's givin it The Bombay Stare hoping that he either pisses me off, or make it so awkward that i'll change the price.
by the real sweet-a-bix December 7, 2013
As you pump your partner with your Batsword and your nearing orgasm, start to sing the the words to the original 50's tv show. As your get closer and closer to completion get louder and louder. And when that the moment arrives to shoot your batgoo Shout !!BATMAN!!
NANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANA BATMAN!!!
by the real sweet-a-bix July 3, 2010
Proof that money can buy you everthing.
This is a sex act carried out by fat, millionaire business men, whilst on a "business" trip to Thailand.
The act includes said business man sitting in front a large window in a penthouse suit, with a whiskey in one hand and a large cigar in the other, whilst getting chomped off by one or many Thai hookers, and uttering the immortal words "life doesn't get any better than this".
This is a sex act carried out by fat, millionaire business men, whilst on a "business" trip to Thailand.
The act includes said business man sitting in front a large window in a penthouse suit, with a whiskey in one hand and a large cigar in the other, whilst getting chomped off by one or many Thai hookers, and uttering the immortal words "life doesn't get any better than this".
To wind down from a hectic day of drinking, smoking and Ladyboys, whilst on his "business" trip to Bangkok.
Mike poured himself a large glass of single malt, lit a large cigar and relaxed back on a comfy settee, as 2 Thai ladies of the night felated him. And as he gazed out of his penthouse suit window, he muttered in a relaxed manner "Life doesn't get any better than this".
Now available as an optional extra whilst staying at the Bangkok Hilton, on the extras menu as A Bangkok Rogocki
Mike poured himself a large glass of single malt, lit a large cigar and relaxed back on a comfy settee, as 2 Thai ladies of the night felated him. And as he gazed out of his penthouse suit window, he muttered in a relaxed manner "Life doesn't get any better than this".
Now available as an optional extra whilst staying at the Bangkok Hilton, on the extras menu as A Bangkok Rogocki
by the real sweet-a-bix January 27, 2011
''dude i felt that dudes wang brush against me as he squeezed passed me in the line for the toilet''. ''i've just falafleshed''. or '' he likes to to be falafleshed in the bedroom''
by the real sweet-a-bix March 10, 2010