march 13th

national cut a bitch day. this is the only day of the year that it is acceptable to cut fake bitches out of your life and they can’t say shit about it.

person 1: hey bitch i’m dropping you sorry
person 2: why so suddenly?
person 1: it’s march 13th
person 2: oh my bad i forgot

by the quirkiest January 27, 2020

Noah

a dumbass boomer wannabe that uses too much punctuation when he texts

Noah: Gosh, no need to get bent out of shape
Everyone else: shut up boomer

by the quirkiest October 19, 2019

Cheif

For dumbasses named Liam that don’t know how to spell.

Friend: Whatever you say cheif.
The smart one: you mean chief stoopid

by the quirkiest June 07, 2019