37 definitions by the prophet
by the prophet March 26, 2003
the act of smoking pot before school starts, usually around 7am or so. Frequently accompanied by pink floyd music videos.
Matt invited me to a wake and bake, but I don't smoke pot, nor do I want to be friends with that fat bastard.
by the prophet March 26, 2003
the act of quietly squeezing out a fart when sitting down by leaning to the side slightly and raising one cheek.
My girlfriend always knows when I fart because even though I do the one cheek sneak, I always give it away with my farting facial expression. Not to mention that the room also smells like a fucking animal died in there!
by the prophet March 27, 2003
by the prophet April 19, 2005
a higher quality high yield bond. One rated BBB or BB, and not CCC or D.
Junque bonds are usually temporary downgrades like GM and Ford bonds that have a high yield and still a good margin of safety.
Junque bonds are usually temporary downgrades like GM and Ford bonds that have a high yield and still a good margin of safety.
I reccomend junque bonds to clients as a good way to leverage yield in an otherwise short duration portfolio.
Word to your fucking mom!
Word to your fucking mom!
by the prophet March 26, 2003
by the prophet March 27, 2003
A person who you think is one of your friends until he sells out to his bitch of a woman.
Common characteristics are:
telling the guys that he will go out with you, only to decide to stay at home with the Mrs. and play cards, and then not get laid.
driving 50 miles out of the way to pick up candy for the Mrs. because she told you to do so.
Having season hockey tickets with your buddies but then cancelling, only to then buy other tickets to the same games to sit away from your friends with your bitch girlfriend.
Selling out for the sake of getting some, and then not even getting it!
Common characteristics are:
telling the guys that he will go out with you, only to decide to stay at home with the Mrs. and play cards, and then not get laid.
driving 50 miles out of the way to pick up candy for the Mrs. because she told you to do so.
Having season hockey tickets with your buddies but then cancelling, only to then buy other tickets to the same games to sit away from your friends with your bitch girlfriend.
Selling out for the sake of getting some, and then not even getting it!
Jayms forgot all about "Bro's before Ho's" and so now his name will live in infamy under the definition of a sellout to his friends.
by the prophet March 26, 2003