the prophet's definitions
by the prophet March 26, 2003

a chick's pussy
by the prophet March 24, 2003

by the prophet April 10, 2003

a turn that meets the 80/20 rule of icebergs. One that is big enough to come sticking out of the water 20%. Watch out because there's another 80% below!
by the prophet March 25, 2003

the act of smoking pot before school starts, usually around 7am or so. Frequently accompanied by pink floyd music videos.
Matt invited me to a wake and bake, but I don't smoke pot, nor do I want to be friends with that fat bastard.
by the prophet March 25, 2003

your nut sack
while that girl was passed out I draped my yambag over her face and took a picture for my personal collection of yambag shots
by the prophet March 28, 2003

Extortionist who shakes down big buisness for donations to his phony "charity". Also fathered a child with a woman who works for him and paid her $400,000 out of his Rainbow Push Coalition.
by the prophet July 30, 2003
