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Definitions by the original Mock-Hoss

mock-hoss 

A man who is strong, ripped, fearless, has good looks and their nickname is MOCCASIN. People often know not to mess with him, he is often referred to the famous Chuck Norris, only with better looks. He is also loved by the ladies.
Girl 1- Did you see that man walk by? He was so handsome
Girl 2- hmmm yummy! He is a mock-hoss!

Beaumont 

A extra large male that eats an excessive amount daily. Very lazy and usually sleeps. Often, "head of the household"
Boy 1- "Dude theres no more food in the fridge"
Boy 2- "I guess we will need to eat at McDonalds since your dad is such a beaumont."

Example 2

"Your cat is so big, it's such a beaumont"
Beaumont by the original Mock-Hoss January 13, 2008