Slappers

The ultimate weapon is Goldeneye 007 for the N64 One hit to the chest gives an instant kill.It is Bonds equal to the Chuck Norris Heart Punch.
Angry russian:Ha you dont even have a weapon
Bond:Yes i do*Pulls out slappers*
Angry russian:what are you going to do with that?
Bond:*Hits angry russian in chest*
Angry russian:*overly dramatic death sequence*
by The only real ninja here March 07, 2010
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Ninja

Ninja has no definition as Ninja cannot be defined
OMG a Ninja*decap*
by The only real ninja here March 02, 2010
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Gaming pro

The opposite of a pro gamer

this person is good at playing video games even though they don't get payed to do it.
by The only real ninja here January 08, 2010
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Gamer's fingers

What happens to a person who plays video games.Where the fingers get bent from grabbing the controller,overly masturbating and or using a mouse and typing a lot.

Should a person with this condition hold his finger tips approximately 1 inch from each other you could easily insert a controller for a console.They can also easily hold a penis,mouse, or type.

Any gamer reading this right now is testing this.
bob has developed gamer's fingers from 10 years of masturbating and playing Xbox live.
by The only real ninja here January 08, 2010
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Hitler itch

The itch you get right below your nose.Its appearance shows that hitler's evil spirit is possessing you.Only scratching it can get rid of the spirit.
*gets hitler itch*Zing Heil!*scratches it*hi
by the only real ninja here January 27, 2010
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Realisticish

Its when something is Realistic...ish
the unicorn with a prosthetic horn is Realisticish
by The Only Real Ninja Here December 28, 2010
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Rape

To force sexual intercourse upon someone.

also serves as a severe double standard

When a man rapes a woman she is scarred for life and causes that man to go to prison where he gets raped in the shower by a black man with a huge cock

when a woman rapes a man it is one of the greatest things that could ever happen to that man.if he should be stupid and retarded and tell on her every friend he ever had should go up to him and kick him in the balls so he could not pass on his stupidity to a new generation.
DUDE youll never guess what happened to me!

what?

this hot ass asian chick raped me

omg where were you when this happened?you know so i could go check it out.
by the only real ninja here December 20, 2009
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