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The typical high school jock who goes around the school getting girls and cheating on them. An extremely hot athletic guy who mostly hangs out with his other Jake friends.
Girl 1: That Jake guy is so hooottt!!
Girl 2: I used to date him, but he cheated on me.
Girl 1: But I'm unable to resist him though!
Girl 2: He may be charming but he will break your heart for another hotter girl.
by the omnilord2495 May 21, 2022
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Guy 1: sdfgsd
Guy 2: You okay my guy?
by the omnilord2495 May 21, 2022
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Alice is a tall lovely girl who's always loyal and caring towards others. Extremely intelligent and beautiful with dark glistening brown hair, and is highly unaware of it! The beautiful smile she makes could make you never forget how beautiful and wonderful she is. Her soothing voice is as soothing as silk and could tell a bedtime story and you'll definitely make you fall asleep in almost an instant. A person who she values as a best friend could easily fall into her lustful intentions and could possibly make you cherish her forever, but that won't last for eternity if you mess up very badly, that trust pact you have with her could be destroyed forever.
Guy 1: Hey dude, that Alice girlfriend of yours is so beautiful! I wish I had her.
Guy 2: A lot of people wish they had Alice. I'm just so lucky to have someone like her!
Guy 1: She is so charming and beautiful, I might be obsessing over her.
by the omnilord2495 May 21, 2022
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