one-eyed spitting cobra

It's pretty much your mom's favorite animal. Indigenous to the trousers of the mutant and bred for its skills in sex. Usually directs its venom at the eyes when agitated.

The one-eyed spitting cobra is an endangered species. Only one is known to be left in existence.

by the mutant February 08, 2007

re-elect Bush

A mating-call of neanderthal racist simple-minded redneck fuckers.

Let's re-elect Bush. Toby Keith kicks ass. Come on Dale Jr. I'm in love with my cousin.

by The Mutant February 08, 2007

George W. Bitch

(1)A spineless coward who surrounds himself with yes-people, has never taken responsibility for any mistake he's ever made, takes advantage of those less fortunate than himself, loves to play dress up (flight suits, cowboy outfits, bicycle gear), and hires bullies (advisors) and media to destroy those who disagree with him. (2)A female supporter of the 43rd President of The United States of America. A "security mom" (IE a redneck, homophobic, racist, neanderthal, country music-loving, 70 or less IQ-having, vindictive white bitch)........or Cunnilingus Rice.

Cunnilingus Rice is a george w. BITCH!

by the mutant February 08, 2007

marijuana addiction

A make-believe condition invented by the pharmaceutical industry and the right wing politicians that they lobby and make contributions to.This "condition" was created in an effort to scare people into doing their drugs, which actually are addictive. If the multipurpose cure-all cannibis were decriminalized, the pharmaceutical industry would tank.

Marijuana addiction is crippling our Middle American communities.

by the mutant February 08, 2007

freeloader

A person who comes by your crib every day. He or she wants you to smoke all of your weed with them, but they never have any weed themselves. They want to drink up all of your beer, but they don't have any money. They try to dictate what music gets played while they're drinking and smoking your shit. When you need a favor from them, they are nowhere to be found (probably freeloading off someone else).

Freddy's nephew is a freeloader.

by the mutant July 18, 2008

hillbilly heroin

Slang for the prescription painkiller Oxycontin, which happens to be very popular with rural white males.

That hillbilly heroin's got me floatin'.

by the mutant February 08, 2007

country music

Type of noise (you can't even call it music) that features the most mundane lyrics imaginable, "singers" that sound exactly alike, and the ever-present, excruciating fiddle. The only people that listen to this noise are white, racist republicans.

Country music is Bush reelectin' music.

by the mutant February 08, 2007