the illians's definitions

Pickling

When you insert a cucumber into a vagina

In an attempt to put a spark back in our sex life, my wife allowed me to give her a pickling.

by the illians February 11, 2017

Retrofart

When you have to fart but hold it in for so long, you hear it gurgle back into your tummy.

Gillian: Dude, what's that noise?
Lillian: Yo man, I just retrofarted to save you from my wicked SBD.

by the illians September 16, 2012