the hangar's definitions

spic-nic

A taco, burrito, or other mexican food bought at a cart or from a window.... eaten outside.

"I just got 3 tacos from the taco stand! Lets go have a spic-nic!"

by the hangar October 20, 2008

cockwarmer

A dumb slut. Good for one night only.

"I'm on a hunt for a cockwarmer tonight!"

by the hangar October 18, 2008

guycons

Men who are amazing, and hold that standard high, making the everyday man look bad.

"brian, justin, and nick..... they are such guycons! They are perfect in every way!"

by the hangar October 18, 2008

sploo goo

The goey substance left around the genetals of the male, female, or both after sex.

"I have to go clean off all this sploo goo after last night! God.... I'm so sticky!"

by the hangar October 18, 2008

ho slappin

A game in which one would run through a party slapping and beating on every slutty girl. Bloody noses all around!

"Lets go ho slappin tonight!"

by the hangar October 18, 2008

creeping fatty

A girl who begins their stay in your life looking fit and trim, and, over time, gains weight to the point where they are fat. This is never good, because you have become attached to their personality, but hate their looks. A trap.

Nick: "poor justin. Looks like tonia was a creeping fatty after all!"

Brian: "yeah.... I kinda feel bad for both of them..."

by the hangar October 20, 2008

exitis

The mentality of a psychotic ex girl/boyfriend who, months later, begins causing drama as though the breakup was yesterday.... blaming the former signifigant other for everything that went wrong in the relationship, and everything after.

Brian: "justin! What's wrong with tonia? She's actin all crazy and threatening to get your ass beat! I don't get it!"

Justin: "she's got exitis!"

by the hangar October 21, 2008