Definitions by the hangar

exitis 

The mentality of a psychotic ex girl/boyfriend who, months later, begins causing drama as though the breakup was yesterday.... blaming the former signifigant other for everything that went wrong in the relationship, and everything after.

Brian: "justin! What's wrong with tonia? She's actin all crazy and threatening to get your ass beat! I don't get it!"

Justin: "she's got exitis!"

exitis by the hangar October 21, 2008

creeping fatty 

A girl who begins their stay in your life looking fit and trim, and, over time, gains weight to the point where they are fat. This is never good, because you have become attached to their personality, but hate their looks. A trap.

Nick: "poor justin. Looks like tonia was a creeping fatty after all!"

Brian: "yeah.... I kinda feel bad for both of them..."

creeping fatty by the hangar October 20, 2008

spic-nic

A taco, burrito, or other mexican food bought at a cart or from a window.... eaten outside.

"I just got 3 tacos from the taco stand! Lets go have a spic-nic!"

spic-nic by the hangar October 20, 2008

penisitis 

A disease causing the penis to turn to dust, usually accompanied by a "poof" sound. This disease is the cause of most fat, guyish lesbians (also known as bulldykes).
This disease is typically caused by sleeping with a person housing a certain bug found in most countries except vietnam. The bug is called a "urethratinsite". It crawls into the urethra and sucks all of the moisture out of the flesh and muscle in one swoop, leading the structure to dismember into a cloud of dust. The poof sound is created by the dust re-hydrating in the air.

"I can't sleep with her! Ill get penisitis!"

penisitis by the hangar October 20, 2008

douchevat 

One who is too much of a douche to just be a douchebag. This charachter in life is a whole vat of douche. Like at the factory.

brian: "god! Nick is such a douchevat!"

douchevat by the hangar October 18, 2008

indy kids 

Fags

Nick: "why are all our friends such indy kids?"

Brian: "ask ira!"

indy kids by the hangar October 18, 2008

ho slappin 

A game in which one would run through a party slapping and beating on every slutty girl. Bloody noses all around!

"Lets go ho slappin tonight!"

ho slappin by the hangar October 18, 2008