guycons

Men who are amazing, and hold that standard high, making the everyday man look bad.

"brian, justin, and nick..... they are such guycons! They are perfect in every way!"

by the hangar September 04, 2008

exitis

The mentality of a psychotic ex girl/boyfriend who, months later, begins causing drama as though the breakup was yesterday.... blaming the former signifigant other for everything that went wrong in the relationship, and everything after.

Brian: "justin! What's wrong with tonia? She's actin all crazy and threatening to get your ass beat! I don't get it!"

Justin: "she's got exitis!"

by the hangar September 03, 2008

ho slappin

A game in which one would run through a party slapping and beating on every slutty girl. Bloody noses all around!

"Lets go ho slappin tonight!"

by the hangar September 03, 2008

penisitis

A disease causing the penis to turn to dust, usually accompanied by a "poof" sound. This disease is the cause of most fat, guyish lesbians (also known as bulldykes).
This disease is typically caused by sleeping with a person housing a certain bug found in most countries except vietnam. The bug is called a "urethratinsite". It crawls into the urethra and sucks all of the moisture out of the flesh and muscle in one swoop, leading the structure to dismember into a cloud of dust. The poof sound is created by the dust re-hydrating in the air.

"I can't sleep with her! Ill get penisitis!"

by the hangar September 04, 2008

spic-nic

A taco, burrito, or other mexican food bought at a cart or from a window.... eaten outside.

"I just got 3 tacos from the taco stand! Lets go have a spic-nic!"

by the hangar September 03, 2008

indy kids

Fags

Nick: "why are all our friends such indy kids?"

Brian: "ask ira!"

by the hangar September 03, 2008

cockwarmer

A dumb slut. Good for one night only.

"I'm on a hunt for a cockwarmer tonight!"

by the hangar September 04, 2008