Definitions by the hand of doom

Whore dirt 

The dirt that naturally accumulates under the nails of someone who turns tricks on the side. It generally consists of perfumes, moisturizers, harlot oils, hussy unguents and anything else this person can get their dirty nails on.

"Whao! Don't touch my cup! I can see the whore dirt under your nails from way over here."

Whore dirt by the hand of doom June 18, 2012

Flying Penguins 

An exclamation used in place of curse words

Dude 1: Dude, did you do the Algebra homework?

Dude 2: FLYING PENGUINS! I forgot!!

Flying Penguins by the hand of doom September 21, 2010

End of Class Yawn 

The phenomena that occurs at school (generally towards the end of a class) when one person puts their papers away and, like a yawn, inadvertently causes the rest of the class to follow suit by shuffling their things together at the same time. The result of which is a very loud and distracting noise something like a popcorn maker in a hailstorm.

Responsible kid 1: "Hey man did you get the homework assignment from Algebra today?"

Responsible kid 2: "Nah bro, the professor was finishing up his lesson when some douche behind me started packing up."

Responsible kid 1: "Dude, what a prick."

Responsible kid 2: "Yeah, he caused an End of Class Yawn and the class never got focused enough for the professor to finish."

End of Class Yawn by the hand of doom September 1, 2010