the ham's definitions

Ham

A large or small slab of raw or cooked pork that is usually covered in some sauce. It is served at many events, cristmass, thanksgiving birthday.

Uses
- eating

This is the most common

- slapping

This is used usually in memes trolling and slapping people you’re mad at.
- watching

Just that

I eat ham.

by The ham May 30, 2018

man puddy

A man that is completely controlled by his girlfriend and can not maintain a social life outside of her reach.

Mike used to be cool and hangout with the boys, now he's just man puddy.

by the ham October 26, 2005

grinch effect

a chick that looks good from behind but when she turns around she looks like the grinch (that stole christmas).

I was in the club last night and being on those drink had me hooked on this chick until the grinch effect kicked in.

by the ham October 27, 2005