Definitions by the great whan

Grunt-nap 

A nap taken with no normal comforts such as pillows or covers. Usually taken with little notice in a small window of time in an uncomfortable location such as a hanger floor or a foxhole

“Did you get any sleep?”
“Yeah I got a grunt-nap while I was waiting for EOD to show up”

Grunt-nap by the great whan July 27, 2018

The leftovers

A sexual act similar to the glass bottom boat in which one partner defecates on the other partners face and then applies saran wrap in order to hold the fecal matter to their face usually when the second partner is asleep or otherwise restrained.

"Dude, I can't believe that Katie let you give her the leftovers after you took her to dinner"

The leftovers by the great whan August 12, 2009