Definitions by the giver of laughs

felled 

felled is when you fall in the woods and slide on your ass though the leaves

aw fuck man i went down to the river to get some water and i felled on my ass

felled by the giver of laughs August 19, 2021

shampoo-fucked 

when you slip in the shower and knock down a shampoo bottle, causing it to violently penetrate you as you hit the shower floor

did you hear how Olivia was shampoo-fucked! she should have kept the shampoo in a safer place

shampoo-fucked by the giver of laughs July 25, 2021

Freaky little queer 

An assumed sexual identity or gender by a parent or someone of higher stature than you.

Ive seen you hanging out with Robert a lot lately Mark, you Freaky little queer!

Freaky little queer by the giver of laughs May 7, 2021