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Impossible or otherwise too perfect to exist in the real world. Legendary or elite, a thing that by all means should not exist largely because of its overtly positive nature.
Anything for which "unicorn" could be a prefix.
Anything for which "unicorn" could be a prefix.
by the gestalt bard May 16, 2015
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"That guy keeps saying that I'm not a real gamer."
"It's okay, he's just a locust. Pay him no mind, his penis is tiny."
"It's okay, he's just a locust. Pay him no mind, his penis is tiny."
by the gestalt bard November 20, 2012
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