21 definitions by the fuuuuck?

I just have really high standards

lame excuse for not entering into any relationship. get over yourself... you're not that cool. other people aren't cool enough to hang out with you?

yeah, we went out... yeah, she was bangin and I was blingin... but I'm not going to call her back. I guess I just have really high standards.

by the fuuuuck? June 30, 2004

Marlin vs. Mullet

A marlin is a hot ass chick -- similar to pulling in a massive fish against all odds. Pictures are usually taken with the marlin (to share on Facebook later). A mullet is the opposite -- similar to reeling in a line and wondering how that fish ate your bait.

Daddy: "Dude! Did you see that girl I was talking to at the bar?! Marlin status."
Murray: "Marlin? Um...more like mullet. Total marlin vs. mullet confusion. I took a photo of you guys and put it on Facebook. I tagged it #thewrongkindofbigfish."

by the fuuuuck? January 29, 2014

twilight zone

There is a fifth dimension, beyond that which is known to man. It is a dimension as vast as space and as timeless as infinity. It is the middle ground between light and shadow, between science and superstition.

It's called the Twilight Zone, and it's a TV show.

I love the Twilight Zone and I watch it on the Science Fiction network all the time.

by the fuuuuck? September 22, 2005

dead

A now-empty bottle of alcohol.

The vodka's dead. Who killed the fucking vodka? Whoever killed the vodka has to fucking replenish it.

by the fuuuuck? June 30, 2004

bwn

As own is to pwn, bwn is to bone.

She may be only standard-hot, but I would bwn her!

by the fuuuuck? February 26, 2005

schmuck

Someone who acts dumber then they are. A moron, an idiot, generally derogatory.

Often used to convey frustration when dealing with a person that has intellectually regressed to a caveman.

Tim: Barry, I have something important to tell you, please pay attention
Barry: Wait, check this out - I think I can navigate my iphone with my nipple!
Tim: Truly extraordinary. You know what? ... You can be a real schmuck sometimes.

by the fuuuuck? July 22, 2010

Boon

a combination of the words butt + poon.

poon is to boon as pussy is to butt.

I heard Mike got some good boon out of his girlfriend on Sunday night. I could hear her moans from two houses away

by the fuuuuck? July 4, 2004