Definitions by the funny guy and his friend
bitch in my pocket
when you get rid of one of your ho's, and the bitch follows you around like she's still yours. it's like you've got a bitch in your back pocket all the time. very annoying.
dude 1: dude that janelle ho has been followin me around for days, callin me and shit. its's bout to drive a nigga crazy!
dude 2: looks like you got a bitch in your pocket bra!
dude 1: damn man!! i got a bitch in my pocket! shit!
dude 2: looks like you got a bitch in your pocket bra!
dude 1: damn man!! i got a bitch in my pocket! shit!
bitch in my pocket by the funny guy and his friend September 21, 2009
penis raper
when a girl has sex with a man and rides his penis so hard that he refers to it to his friends as rape
penis raper by the funny guy and his friend August 30, 2009
quartergasm
A "quarter orgasm," so to speak. An orgasm which is not at full potential, but 1/4 potential. Also known as a minigasm or fourthgasm.
1. "Dude I was fingering her and kissing her neck, and she totally had a quartergasm!"
2. "We were going to get freaky, but her parents were home, so we made out and she had a quartergasm."
2. "We were going to get freaky, but her parents were home, so we made out and she had a quartergasm."
quartergasm by the funny guy and his friend June 17, 2009