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Ass Jazz

Slang term for a fart or farting.
A subgenre of jazz that combines improvisation and the expression of shit-flavored air.

They were blown away by the ass jazz concert!

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A roasted or grilled fart.

Commonly used in the plural form, pedos asados, to describe a foul odor. Translated from the Spanish.

Damn, it smells like pedos asados in here!

Beware the pedo asado, it's extra stinky.

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shit + ooze = shitooze

Synonymous to bullshit.

Pronounced "shih-tooz"

I've had enough of your shitooze.

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1. Same as shitooze, but in a smaller quantity.

2. Plural form can be used as an exclamation.

1. After much effort on the john, only a shitoozle was found.

2. Shitoozles!

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