the cum messiah's definitions

Soseel

A mega chonkster of a lad. His balls are so big, they drag him to the floor.

"Oh my lordly lord, is that SOSEEL!!!1!! 😲"

by the cum messiah September 29, 2021

shay singh

A stubby lad who strongly resembles that man from the lorax.

"Shay Singh makes me wet"
"That's cap"

by the cum messiah September 29, 2021

Amrit

A fine specimen of a man. He is generally dummy thicc, and hates feminists. His arch nemesis goes by many names, sometimes it is Mrs Jones, but other times it is Teni. In conclusion, he is a fine gentleman and a sight to behold.

"AMRIT!"

by the cum messiah September 29, 2021