the cooler penguin27's definitions

school

School is like the backrooms, every time you escape, a new level comes.

School starts out as something like a bunch of empty rooms, after that comes level 1, aka elementary, not much changes but its alright, then you get to level 2, aka Middle, this is where everything fucks up because now everything starts to drain your life, next is level 3, aka high, it is intense, the children resembling the hot pipes found in this level. after that is level 4, aka college. we dont talk about level 4 because of intensity reasons, after those levels of backrooms nonsense, it stops, now you are in debt, your life is pretty bleak and torturous. and now you are done with your 18 year tutorial.

by the cooler penguin27 September 21, 2020

thatcher

fookin laser sights

thatcher: fookin laser sights
yay

by the cooler penguin27 August 20, 2020

spongebob spongebob patrick patrick

a meme originating on tiktok (i think.)
its literally just some dude with a shit ton of spongebob figurines saying their names.

this is by far one of the best memes of 2021. lol.

spongebob spongebob patrick patrick sandy sandy sandy mr krabs mr krabs mr krabs squidward squidward squidward plankton plankton plankton plankton plankton patrick gary gary gary

by the cooler penguin27 November 27, 2021

gooplesoft

google apple and microsoft combined

gooplesoft

by the cooler penguin27 September 14, 2020

bugglebottommed

a brutal attack to one's left foot
survival rate is even lower than that of a runga bunga.

p1: thats gross.
p2: WHY YOU LITTLE!1!
*brutal noises*
p3: what happened to him?
p4: he got bugglebottommed.

by the cooler penguin27 January 16, 2022

sandwich

one of the best foods ever. seriously man, if you have not tried this, what in the fuck have you been doing. its easy to make and it tastes Sooooooooooooooooooo fucking good. if you like cocks, specifically, chickens (your perverted ass thought it was penis, did u?) your in luck. chicken sandwiches exist. and their delicious. if your a disgusting sloppy vegan, theres a sandwich for that, ya like eggs? theres a sandwich for that. if you like humans, first off what the absolute fuck is wrong with you, second, theres a sandwich for that. but how do you make it? bread slice, wat ever u want, bread slice. easy shit.

sandwiches are good,
sandwiches are good.
eat a sandwich
feel real good.

by the cooler penguin27 April 22, 2020

meow meow

a cat, i shit u not, its just a cat.

meow meow

by the cooler penguin27 September 7, 2021