Definitions by the commodore

bud hound 

A person who is particularly deft at tracking down and helping acquire illicit, substances, especially marijuana. Note: He's not a drug dealer, but rather makes the connection between buyer and seller.

I ran out of weed on Friday night, but this bud hound I know came through in a pinch.

bud hound by The Commodore October 16, 2008

allogy

A sweeping apology issued the following morning for offenses during night of boozing (including ones you don't remember).

It was awkward, but once I gave the allogy she calmed down.

allogy by The Commodore October 16, 2008

pint of no return

The drink that pushes you over the edge from tipsy-but-in-control to you're-screwed-tomorrow.

I figured, 'What harm could one more Stella do?' Turned out it was my pint of no return.

pint of no return by The Commodore October 16, 2008

bed mine 

When the chick you're seeing on the side leaves her underwear in the covers, creating a potential hazard.

Then Meryl found Samantha's panties, and the bed mine exploded.

bed mine by The Commodore October 16, 2008

hit the girlfriend button 

Pausing an Xbox or PS2 game because your significant other wants to chat.

She said, 'We need to talk,' so I hit the girlfriend button and took a timeout from Madden.

hit the girlfriend button by The Commodore October 16, 2008

unprotected sleep

Turning off the alarm clock and resuming snoozing, risking not waking up for an important task.

I had 45 minutes of unprotected sleep. Got fired, but it was worth it.

unprotected sleep by The Commodore October 16, 2008

Porky Pigging 

Wearing a shirt but no pants.

I was Porky Pigging around the apartment because it was hot and I chafe easily. My roommate walked in - I still can't shake the look in his eyes.

Porky Pigging by The Commodore October 16, 2008