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A smaller version of the dutch oven. When you fart in to your cupped hand and deliver the prize to an unsuspecting victim, aka dutch oven mitt.
Brendan like to ease in to relationships. That boy has some wicked gas, so to acclimate girls in to a long-term relationship, he will give a girl a dutch gloven within the first three dates. If she survives that, the next step is to turn up the heat and introduce her to his full-on dutch oven.
by the comand'r December 9, 2013
Get the dutch glovenmug. Similar to, but different from, lip syncing as rip syncing is the act of actually singing words, typically at the top of one's lungs when very drunk and having little care for the actual lyrics.
Jim was hammered last night and got rip syncing with Jill the entire Boston album. Between the two of them, they knew about 40% of the lyrics and 100% of the choruses, which the yelled very loudly.
by the comand'r October 26, 2017
Get the rip syncingmug. Jaba: it was a great weekend in New York. Saturday we rallied for No Kings
Herbie: you are an idiot to try to boycott the President
Jaba: technically, we were themcotting him. You cannot say ‘boycott’ any more. I choose love, Herbie
Herbie: you are an idiot to try to boycott the President
Jaba: technically, we were themcotting him. You cannot say ‘boycott’ any more. I choose love, Herbie
by the comand'r October 19, 2025
Get the themcottmug. A poorly executed trust fall, i.e. you do not catch the person who is dropping back in to your arms.
Kendall was all set with this team building exercise until Barry was gabbing to Corbin and not paying attention, resulting in Kendall falling back to not get caught by Barry - trust fail.
by the comand'r June 4, 2015
Get the trust failmug. Spooge: You going to to the tequila session this evening?
Wyatt: Of course, I think they are serving an appetizer of beer and doughnuts. Hackett is bringing his girlfriend, I hear.
Wyatt: Of course, I think they are serving an appetizer of beer and doughnuts. Hackett is bringing his girlfriend, I hear.
by the comand'r December 28, 2020
Get the beer and doughnutsmug. Jill: You holding up during this whole thing with da rona keeping you cooped up all day?
Paige: Ya, just hit my quota at work and it’s only April, aka no pants month, so I am just chillin and watching a ton of COVIDeos. Occasionally taking walks to play some COVID-19 chicken in the neighborhood. Gotta keep quaranstreaming.
Paige: Ya, just hit my quota at work and it’s only April, aka no pants month, so I am just chillin and watching a ton of COVIDeos. Occasionally taking walks to play some COVID-19 chicken in the neighborhood. Gotta keep quaranstreaming.
by the comand'r April 20, 2020
Get the COVIDeosmug. Amy: Let’s open this 5 liter bottle of wine. It’s my birthday! What’s the name of this size bottle?
Barney: I think is a Jerabome or a Balthazar. I cannot recall. Either way, it’s a big ass bottle of wine.
Amy: That’s it then. It’s a babow.
Barney: Happy birthday Amy, we love you!
Barney: I think is a Jerabome or a Balthazar. I cannot recall. Either way, it’s a big ass bottle of wine.
Amy: That’s it then. It’s a babow.
Barney: Happy birthday Amy, we love you!
by the comand'r July 3, 2022
Get the babowmug.