floppy disk

3 1/2 diameter disk that holds 1.44 MB of memory for a computer. when computer geeks are argueing make sure u ask them if they have tried the floppy disk. then with they respond with a now. put stress on different syllables and slow down or spped up the changed word...or both

flobbadis
f l o ppydis k
flbadi
floppadi
flopidydoppy diskeititdy
and many others...use your immagination ant piss off thoes linux lovein losers

by the cheat February 19, 2003

shit box

the box that cats take shits in. also known as a litter box. they can also be urinated in

My friend travis was at my neighbors house a few days ago and he had to take a piss. he didnt want to go down stairs, so he jsut peed in the cats shit box. the next day the cat came to shit in the shit box and say the large sum of pee that wasnt hers. the cat didnt know where all the pee came from, so she sat down, looked constipated and peed in the shit box

by the cheat February 19, 2003

liquid dreams

the act of excreating a creamy liquid from the penis while one is asleep. alse known as a wet dream. this happens when one goest to sleep and has a dream concerning sex or sexualy related topics and gets sexually arroused and jizzes in ones sleep

my sex ed teacher says is narural for kids my age to have the occasional liquid (or wet) dream

by the cheat February 19, 2003

gelatinous monster

A monster that fangoriously devours, and subsequently digests legs.

"Some people are being fangoriously devoured by a gelatinous monster. Hillarys' legs are being digested.

by the cheat September 13, 2003

cumdizzle

(n)(v) a large bucket of jizz normally used to dump from a elevate floor of a building ontop of un suspection pedestrians

(n) hey jimmy, i got a cumdizzle to dump out the window on old ladies tonight
(v) me and jummy completely comdizzled grandma

by the cheat February 19, 2003

queef

dick fart

i queefed in my pants

by The Cheat May 14, 2003

7 minutes in heaven

7 minutes in heaven is a game general played at partys normally with 2 people of the opposite sex. these two people generally between the ages of 13 and 16 go into a closet for 7 minutes and "make out". this "making out" can be constant on on and off. normally on and off because people need to breathe. there can also be more intamate things going on during these 7 minutes...like fingeting...or oral sex...etc.

tonight im going over to cindys party to play 7 minutes in heaven

by the cheat February 19, 2003