Definitions by the big sleaze

Bulgarian Slap 

To slap someone acroos the face with your wang. Originated in Bulgaria in the 1700s, when rival dukes would sneak up and smack each other sensless to show disrespect or to challenge them to a duel.

Man, did you see Mark bulgarian slap Justin today? He got so mad, he totally torqued him! It was hilarious!

Bulgarian Slap by the big sleaze November 9, 2008

bulgarian slap 

a beating from the love truncheon

To strike someone across the face with your johnson. Originated in Bulgaria in the 1700s, when rival dukes would sneak up on each other and slap each other with their dicks, to show disrespect, contemp, or to challenge the other to a duel.

Man, did you see Mark bulgarian slap Justin today! He got so pissed. He grabbed Mark's nuts and totally torqued him!

bulgarian slap by the big sleaze November 8, 2008

Torque

To grab the balls of another guy, pull them down really hard, twist them and shove them up his ass. Requires kneeling (unless the torquer is a midget). Usually directly follows, or, because of the kneeling, is driectly followed by, a Bulgarian Slap.

Man, did you see Mark Bulgarian Slap Justin today? He got so mad he grabbed Mark's balls and totally torqued him!

Torque by the big sleaze November 8, 2008

sour cream 

Old guy jizz, cum, semen, etc.

My sister came home, and her brerath smelled like she'd been drinking sour cream. Filthy whore!

sour cream by the big sleaze November 8, 2008

cock jockey 

One who rides a cock like a jockey rides a horse. Usually used between teenage males to signify being a dick, a dumbass,or to let someone know that they're acting faggy.

Man, that Joe is a real cock jockey! I asked him if a could borrow five bucks and he called me a douche and walked off. Must be that time of the month!

or

Did you see Caitlin today? What a cock jockey! I wouldn't mind puttin' one through her!

cock jockey by the big sleaze November 8, 2008