the beast of banff's definitions

Surgeon

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“dr han, i am a surgeon.”
“sit down.”
“I AM A SURGEON.”

by the beast of banff May 12, 2023

jackon

simply a fucking beast. not much else to say eh x

“aye aye jackon cev fit like minn”
“nae bad yersel ahah”

by the beast of banff May 12, 2023

BBYT

gangster, runs aberdeenshire, could take anyone.

1 - wait, are you in BBYT?
2 - aye cov.
1 - arite im sorry min im sorry calm doon.

by the beast of banff May 12, 2023

sean oggs gaff

once youre in, youre never out. sean oggs house is a curse. for example: morgan taylor was a healthy young boy, he went into sean oggs gaff and he was changed into an mkat (mephedrone) sniffing junkie. he said he will be getting off it but continued to sniff. sean oggs gaff is paranormal and definitely not recommended. MINCED EH X

1 - we should go sean oggs gaff.
2 - HELL NO THAT PLACE IS CURSED.

by the beast of banff May 8, 2023

noah mair

mongo fat cunt.

min are you noah mair, u fat cunt

by the beast of banff May 8, 2023