the bald seagull's definitions

up and cut

to make a quick getaway; to abandon all and run for it.

Person 1: "There's police outside."
Person 2: "Ye, grab the money and let's up and cut."

by the bald seagull October 24, 2019

book

A nerd

Person 1: “Yo did you see the new kid in school today?”
Person 2: “yeah I heard he’s super smart, like a total book.”

by the bald seagull October 24, 2019

lava cake

the sexual act of eating someone’s ass, specifically black dudes while he has chronic diarrhea.

the lava cake was worse than i ever seen, but it still turned me on.

by the bald seagull October 28, 2019