chlamyphilis

The STD you know you have, but haven't gotten it checked out yet.

Hippy 1: I think that bitch gave me a disease.
Hippy 2: You should see a doctor.
Hippy 1: What for? I already know it's chlamyphilis.

by the Little Kid June 02, 2006

glock in

The commencement of a job you plan to get paid for.

"Team Nego, post up for lookout by the second car closest to the corner. Team Ragu, grab your masks and get ready to glock in for work."

by the Little Kid June 05, 2006

mex-stache

The untrimmed mustache that makes you look like a dirty Mexican.

Tondo didn't shave for a week.
As a result, his friends crowned him Mr. Mex-stache of the month.

by the Little Kid June 13, 2006

genital pimples

The nickname used for genital warts or sores to boost ego, and downplay the whole idea of having an STD.

Fanny: Orville!! What the hell is that little knob on your knob?
Orville: Don't worry about that. It's just genital pimples.
Fanny: Oh. Ok then. As long as it doesn't spread to my armpit.

by the Little Kid June 02, 2006

ugly stick

an STD infested pecker.

Diller beat some hoe with his ugly stick and turned her ugly. Now she has chlamyphilis and herpes simplex 20.

by the Little Kid June 02, 2006

Cole's Law

It is the law that, when dining out, either one person will eat everyone's cole slaw, or nobody eats the cole slaw at all.

When Hibby asked his buddy for his cole slaw, everyone pushed their cole slaw to his side of the table by way of the Cole's Law.

by The Little Kid May 29, 2006

filler up

Another way of telling the gas station pumper to eat a fat one.

Gas Station Pumper: Ay, buddy, what you like?
Driver: Stuff it up your turban, bitch!
Gas Station Pumper: Huh? I can't hear you.
Driver: I said, "Filler up!!"

by the Little Kid June 05, 2006