Rubber Walrus Protectors

A slang used by horny zoophile rapists to refer to condoms.
Mr. Horse: So, rubber nipples, huh?
*Thonking*
Mr. Horse: No, Sir, i don't think i have any use for rubber nipples!
*realization*
Mr. Horse: But, i'll tell you what, though...
Mr. Horse: Do you have any rubber walrus protectors?
*pulls out an abducted walrus he has been keeping as a sex slave, whilst grabbing on his tuft of hair and swinging it across like a bell*
Walrus: call the poleeeeeeece.....
by the German Horse Worder August 16, 2024
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an "aussie discovered" disease where your penis starts playing music in the middle of the night, and known for being named by aussies after the iconic pneumonoultramicroscopicsillicovolcanoconiosis.
penis: *starts playing rubber band's penis music in the middle of the night*
aussie guy: aw hell naw, bloke. ay have sniffledinglekickaringopiccadjangoboolaroo
by the German Horse Worder December 13, 2022
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Gachaphobia

Random Kid: YEET! *yeets baseball*
Random Guy: *bats baseball, screams, and runs away*
Random Kid: what's with 'em
Guy: he has Gachaphobia
by the German Horse Worder May 13, 2022
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