One of the varied terms for vomiting. The Lumpy Yawn generally occurs upon waking from a night of hard drinking. Luckily, most foods consumed while "gettin' yer drink on" are soft (hamburgers) or have been generously softened (tacos / nachos) by a cornucopia of beer, and are thusly comfortably retched back up.
Jeremy Clarkson on quitting drinking: "I haven't had a lumpy yawn for a whole week now. Perhaps that's why I'm still fat; I've stopped vomiting"
by the Den of Iniquity April 26, 2009
A kind of hoochie that simply hangs around the neck of anyone with money. An ornamental woman, a golddigger.
" Did you see the scarf hangin' off of Chris last night? She had one hand on his shoulder and the other in his pocket."
by the Den of Iniquity November 22, 2006
A large penis having both length and width. Large enough that while having sex, a woman feels almost like her stomach is being screwed; a somewhat gutwrenching pain if the penis is large enough. (a.k.a. mine)
"She said she liked it hard and rough...then I gave her a taste of the gutwrench, and she's not so sure about that anymore."
by the Den of Iniquity February 07, 2007