the DUDE's definitions

sonyo

1. noun, Any white, asian, or hispanic suburban youth who believes in fact that they are a black gangster, they wear basketball jerseys with a black man's name on the back, wear baggy clothing, roll on 20's which are really 12's from Wall-Mart, and they ask you to smoke their weed with their bitches, also they go up to you and say "yo son yo yo son son yo".

This kid came up to me from Greenwich and was like "yo son, son yo, yo son"

by the dude February 1, 2005

Tidus

main character in FFX. Thinks too much. He's pretty good with a sword. Yuna's bestest guardian.

Tidus is Yuna's bitch.

by the dude March 1, 2004

ass matter

Feces; shit; butt fudge

If you bothered to wipe, you wouldn't have ass matter all over your undies!

by The Dude June 20, 2003

magnum

an amazing rapper that is a division of NDIA and uses hard hitting lyrics to get his thoughts through

Yo dat magnum song wuz da shyt niga...

by The Dude February 14, 2007

shh its ok

what you use as a last resort to hook up with someone because you're desperate.

Girl: but you don't even know my name!
Guy: Shhh, it's ok

by the dude February 7, 2005

Vagstache

A form of ladyscaping where the pubic hair is trimmed to resemble a mustache. Also looks like a horizontal landing strip.

Dude, check out the chicks vagstache.
Charlie Chaplins upper lip looks like my upper lips.

by the DUDE June 1, 2012

we need to talk

That's what a woman says to her boyfriend when he fucked up.

If your woman says this, run because you're fucked!

by The Dude November 11, 2004