Urban Dictionary: Definitions by the Big Sexy

scrouch

To cry, usually excessively, after having an orgasm and followed by instantly falling asleep.

"You won't believe what happened with this guy I was hooking up with -- he pulled a scrouch!"

scrouch by the Big Sexy December 4, 2004

To corks a bat, then act like nothing happened, only to admit it later and apologize to all of Latin America.

That asshole Sammy Sosa'ed his bat and now he hit 67 home runs.

A baseball term for a long home run of more than 500 feet.

Lyle Obverbay hit a jimmyjack that went 560 feet to beat the Cubs