Definitions by the 5 footer

Pro-Willy 

a phrase you say to deflect a political question on a social or economic issue that you either have no opinion on or cannot be bothered explaining because the person asking the question is too stubborn to change his view

Guy 1: Why are you not Pro-Life?
Guy 2: Dude, I'm Pro-Willy

Pro-Willy by the 5 footer February 13, 2023

Bloody willy 

Bloody willy is when you slit your palm and masturbate

I gave myself a bloody willy last night

Bloody willy by the 5 footer October 25, 2020

Silver shower 

A golden shower but with sperm
It’s called a silver shower because sperm is white

I gave that girl a silver shower

Silver shower by the 5 footer December 28, 2019

flaming willy 

the act of masturbating or having sex and using a flammable substance as lubricant and then setting your penis on fire while ejaculating for better pleasure

i gave that girl a flaming willy

flaming willy by the 5 footer November 3, 2019

milky willy

a limp penis that is covered in sperm

i have a milky willy

milky willy by the 5 footer November 3, 2019