2 definitions by that weirdo from Broadstone

hamster

1) a small fluffy animal that is nowhere near as cool as a chinchilla, but still cool.

2) the nickname of Top Gear presenter Richard Hammond

TO DO A HAMSTER: to crash a car at very high speed

1) aww, that hamster is soooooo cute!!!
2) Hamster crashed a Vampire dragster at 300mph.

by that weirdo from Broadstone December 21, 2006

****

used in writing to replace of the following words by people to polite to swear
fuck
shit
crap
c**t
or any other 4 letter swear word.

person: we had homework due for tommorow didnt we?
person 2: yep, 3000 word essay
person: oh ****!

by that weirdo from Broadstone December 21, 2006