teh 1337 0n3's definitions

gary bettman

1. Commisioner of the NHL
2. A greedy, selfish, stuck-up jerk. Must be fired.

Gary Bettman is the worst commisioner of any sport ever.

by teh 1337 0n3 November 12, 2004

coca cola

The inferior older brother of pepsi. Often does things before Pepsi, but Pepsi always does it better :)

Dude 1: I'm drinking Coca Cola
Dude 2: Why? Pepsi is so much better

by teh 1337 0n3 November 10, 2004