scuzi

An unofficial shortened version of "excuse me"

*walks by a person in the way*
"scuzi"
*person moves out of the way*

by teeeaaaaaa January 10, 2021

dio

a hot evil immortal being who killed danī and the equivalent amount of people to the number of slices of bread you have eaten in your lifetime

u thought it wuz ur mom but it wuz me dio!

by teeeaaaaaa August 27, 2021

ur mom

the answer to any question

whats 2÷7.43?

ur mom

by teeeaaaaaa August 27, 2021

get shreked

like "get wrecked" but even better because it involves shrek.

*someone loses an argument*
*other person*: "get shreked!"

*someone gets burned*
*other person* : "get shreked!"

*reads definition of "get shreked"*
*person who wrote the definition*: "get shreked!*

by teeeaaaaaa August 31, 2021

urbanana

an urban banana

*walks into grocery store*
"yo dude, look at that urbanana!"

by teeeaaaaaa August 22, 2021

Téa

The worlds most epicest non-binary gay person who is super chill, funny, smart, & sexy. Basically the radest dude around.

Likes anime, art, track & field, spontatenous walks, vegan food, strangely relatable memes, any form of tea, boobs, environmentally-friendly-yes, anything insanely awesome, and is surprisingly good at swinging.

P.S. is ultra smexy

Yo Téa wanna get some garlic bagels?

Of course bro

by teeeaaaaaa August 27, 2021