tbagmartin's definitions

Cock Jerkey Elbow

Much like tennis elbow, however it occurs while jerking a cock.

My friend Tbag had to go to the Dr. for his Cock Jerkey Elbow the Dr said "only way to cure Cock Jerkey elbow is quit Jerking off for 3 weeks," now his girlfriend has Cock Jerkey Elbow.

by tbagmartin May 6, 2010

PFIA

when texting a very common text abbreviation "PFIA" means Put Finger In Ass you can add PFIARTF to text means "Put Finger In Ass Repeat Till Faint"

Example text Hey whats up?
Response PFIA

by tbagmartin March 23, 2010

Shittower

Shittower is Something you do before getting dressed to go to work you take a shit and then immediately shower.

However in some extreme circumstances and if you are in a real hurry you can combine the act of shiting and showering to just one act of shittowering.

I just finished my coffee and i am going to shittower and get out here.

Thanks Tbagmartin

by Tbagmartin August 17, 2011

FLUMPER

When you put a fist in someone's ass and open your hand as wide as possible. This is also known as a "Staten Island tsunami"

I was fisting my girlfriends ass and decided to go for the flumper.

by TbagMartin March 23, 2010

Chelsea Clam Shell

When You open your ass over someones head in a swallowing motion while they are passed out and push there head into your ass.

Cuzan johny passed out so i gave him a Chelsea Clam Shell,when he awoke he was not happy.

by tbagmartin March 28, 2010