Piss

Beer

Bret: Come on in. Can I get you a cup of coffee?
Jetho: Actually Bret, I'd prefer a cold can of piss if you have one.
Bret: I put a 6-pack in the fridge last night! I'll have one too.

by talk2me-JCH2 February 14, 2022

Give-a-shit-Ometer

An 'in my head' meter that registers to what degree I give a fuck.

Give me a moment...so I can check that out on my Give-a-shit-Ometer. Hmmm???...Nope, nothing!

by talk2me-JCH2 December 28, 2022

Eating For Two

One of the most common terms for pegnancy.

My wife is 'eating for two' suddenly. Wait...could she be???

by talk2me-JCH2 March 15, 2022

Cringe Level

The degree in which you can stand/stomach something...or not...or the thought of it...before puking all over the place!

The thought of sleeping with his Science professor made him gag a little. Just too high a Cringe Level!

by talk2me-JCH2 November 17, 2022

picture tricking

Altering a photo with photoshop or some other electronic or manual manipulation.

That picture shows me with my arms around another woman at the Club. I was only standing next to her talking! Whoever took that picture did some picture tricking, and trying to get me in trouble!

by talk2me-JCH2 August 15, 2022

straidy lady

A heterosexual female; a strait female; a non-gay female.

The woman in the rear who keeps yawning at my jokes must be a "straidy lady"! When she bought her ticket, she must not have known that I'm a lesbIan comedian! Wake Up!!! (LOL!)

by talk2me-JCH2 March 26, 2021

Bum

An adulterous husband or wife.

I had no idea what a bum my lovely Mary was until two years after we were married.

by talk2me-JCH2 August 27, 2023