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seacow

craiglist slang for any woman over 120 lbs.
I hope you blow up to seacow-like proportions and die.

what you only spend 3 hours in the gym a day? you must be a real seacow.
by t-bone March 3, 2005
mugGet the seacowmug.

Roughriders

A Canadian Football CFL team whose best known CFL kicker McCallum chokes on big plays and who's fans tend to dump manure on players lawns when they're annoyed with them. The Roughriders
GM, Shivers,is known most for opening his mouth maninly to change feet. This team can do everything well except win.
Rough Riders - the team who can bring the production of manure up.
by T-bone January 5, 2005
mugGet the Roughridersmug.

dangoldesque

a style of macro photography, usually taken from a low persepective, displaying excellent composition and detail
The photo of the rat and the beer can is very dangoldesque, taken close to the subject and exhibiting great composition.
by T-Bone April 5, 2005
mugGet the dangoldesquemug.

super balls

The ability to have sex with any woman no matter how ugly, skanky, sweaty, chubby, poor, flat, wrinkled, bitchy, stinky, or hairy.
Did you see that stinky, chubby, skank that Chad hooked up with...he must have super balls
by T-Bone February 14, 2005
mugGet the super ballsmug.

Willy Wifebeater

A guy that thinks he's tougher than you because he wears a wife beater even though they were only cool for a week or two back in 1996. This is usually accompanied by a series of unoriginal tatoos that can be found on any kid that dropped out of high school between the years 1992-1997
Nice tatoo Willy Wifebeater...oh shit run he's gonna kick our ass!
by T-Bone February 14, 2005
mugGet the Willy Wifebeatermug.

child skin

Also known as FUPA (Fat Upper Pussy Area). This occurs after some very unattractive women have children. After they give birth, they have excess skin above their vagina. Hence the term, child skin.
"She gave good head, but her child skin was sagging to the grownd."
by T-Bone March 7, 2003
mugGet the child skinmug.

ass master

A male who is obsessed with all things ass. Male, Female, animal... you name it. If it has an ass, he wants to stick it.
Brent is such an ass master.
by T-Bone March 7, 2003
mugGet the ass mastermug.

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