loser president

A president who wins the electoral college, but loses the popular vote.

Donald Trump is the biggest loser president.

by t pot December 07, 2016

Chattanooga Lawnmower

When you shave your partner's public hair before performing oral sex on them.

Cindy hadn't waxed in weeks, but wanted me to go down on her, so I had to do a Chattanooga lawnmower just to find the clit.

Brad's pubes were so overgrown I had to give him a Chattanooga Lawnmower before I was going to put his dick in my mouth

by t pot January 28, 2019

Secaucus Junction

The act of using a double dildo butt-to-butt

I was at a nasty strip club in Newark and we paid two of the skankiest dancers to do a Secaucus Junction in the private room.

by t pot January 25, 2019

Bangor Blueberry

A bruise left after a session of rough sex.

Last night Selena whipped me with my own belt. Left a huge Bangor blueberry on my ass.

by t pot January 31, 2019

daddy likes instagram

When a dad (your or someone else's) makes an awkward comment on a picture shared through social media.

T: Greg's dad commented on Facebook "wish I was there" on the vacation photo of my wife in a bikini.
J: I saw, dude, he went all Daddy likes Instagram on your photo.

by t pot October 21, 2014