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Penobscot Blueberry

A bruise left during a session of rough sex.
Dude1: We tried out a new riding crop last night and Susan left a big Penobscot blueberry on my ass.

Dude2: Nice. Good times.
by t pot January 31, 2019
mugGet the Penobscot Blueberrymug.

Secaucus Junction

The act of using a double dildo butt-to-butt
I was at a nasty strip club in Newark and we paid two of the skankiest dancers to do a Secaucus Junction in the private room.
by t pot January 25, 2019
mugGet the Secaucus Junctionmug.

Chattanooga Lawnmower

When you shave your partner's public hair before performing oral sex on them.
Cindy hadn't waxed in weeks, but wanted me to go down on her, so I had to do a Chattanooga lawnmower just to find the clit.

Brad's pubes were so overgrown I had to give him a Chattanooga Lawnmower before I was going to put his dick in my mouth
by t pot January 28, 2019
mugGet the Chattanooga Lawnmowermug.

loser president

A president who wins the electoral college, but loses the popular vote.
by t pot December 7, 2016
mugGet the loser presidentmug.

Bangor Blueberry

A bruise left after a session of rough sex.
Last night Selena whipped me with my own belt. Left a huge Bangor blueberry on my ass.
by t pot January 31, 2019
mugGet the Bangor Blueberrymug.

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