3 definitions by sven olefson
an act of sex/assertion generally found in cold climates in which a male sticks his erect penis in the snow until frozen and then beats his female partner in the face with it.
man, i got stoned off my ass the other day in greenland and i was bangin this chick when i started to get my bearings i realized she was ugly as hell so i gave her an igloo smack and ran.
by sven olefson June 26, 2005
a competition in which two teams of 5 (2 male 3 female) compete in a sexual competition, recieving points for positional creativity and stamina. competitions are often marked by violence between the two teams. is much more sophisticated and competitive than an orgy.
by sven olefson June 26, 2005
a solid gold artifact reminiscent of a pink-haired gnome. the most prized lawn centerpiece according to nordic legend.
James: some jackfuck stole the pink flamingo in my lawn yesterday
Wilbert: fuckshit man. at least they didn't find my mothafuckin treasure troll.
Wilbert: fuckshit man. at least they didn't find my mothafuckin treasure troll.
by sven olefson June 26, 2005