Definitions by superpal

kotie 

a person who should never think hes better than his best friend, koties are smart but not generally strong and should just continue gorging themselves and stay home.
kotie is a general slang for being lazy and morbidly obese.

Person #1- "aw man you guys i feel terrible, im gunna go home and be kotie"

Person #2- "your kotie all day"

Person #1- "but i feel like being kotie!"

kotie by superpal May 26, 2009