street smeg's definitions

ganderscope

Your looking at one now - Monitor
scope to gander at like - telescope

"check my new 19 inch LCD ganderscope - big isn't it"

by street smeg May 6, 2005

qwerty smeg

unknown composition of ditritus and gunge left on much used keyboards/mouse usually @ work- what is it? and where did it come from? is it known to science yet?

Fuk me there's so much qwerty smeg on that keyboard I can't see the letters.
Or - the mouse won't work properly coz it's blocked with qwerty smeg

by street smeg May 5, 2005

slab cracker

Large young lady struttin the town on saturday night (usually with grey thong exposed at back and belly hanging out - tatoo's optional)

Wow man look at that slab cracker - too much Maccy Dee's

by street smeg May 5, 2005

innerspace

what's going on behind the eyes

see Underworld born slippy

by street smeg May 7, 2005

Sperm Curdler

Very ugly girl - so ugly she would curdle your sperm.

1st dude -"look at that sperm curdler over there - wouldn't touch that without serious beer goggles"
2nd dude -"Fuckin moose man - too right"

by street smeg May 6, 2005

Three letter man

Queer, poof, man who likes men etc

1st letter - G
2nd letter - A
3rd letter - Y

by street smeg May 14, 2005

far in man

Reverse-hippie for 'far out man' - in the same context that good is bad.
'Far out man' reaches the edge of the known universe - 'far in man' reaches the edge of your known innerspace

1st dude - "That shit is sooo strong i'm tripping"
2nd dude - "Yea, far in man"

by street smeg May 7, 2005