wardrobe

Big fucker - i.e. Doorman type.
Not always very bright but respect is gained by the fact that one punch will knock your teeth out.
see :-brick shithouse
1st Dude - We're not going to get into this club.
2nd Dude - Why wassap?
1st Dude - See the wardrobe on the door - I got caught shagging his girl.
by street smeg May 17, 2005
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ganderscope

Your looking at one now - Monitor
scope to gander at like - telescope
"check my new 19 inch LCD ganderscope - big isn't it"
by street smeg May 07, 2005
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far in man

Reverse-hippie for 'far out man' - in the same context that good is bad.
'Far out man' reaches the edge of the known universe - 'far in man' reaches the edge of your known innerspace
1st dude - "That shit is sooo strong i'm tripping"
2nd dude - "Yea, far in man"
by street smeg May 08, 2005
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Charlie Dimmock

To have a piss

This is the person on the garden make-over show on BBC who got to create the water feature - hence pissing
In the pub.
'Mate just off for a Charlie Dimmock - that last pint has sent me kidneys into overdrive'
by street smeg November 15, 2005
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Three letter man

Queer, poof, man who likes men etc
1st letter - G
2nd letter - A
3rd letter - Y
by street smeg May 11, 2005
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rave smeg

unknown composition gunge left on floor and shoes after rave/warehouse party - Raindance massive will remember
"back to mine for a chillout yea?" "mind the carpet u got rave smeg on your trainers"
by street smeg May 05, 2005
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Map of China

Shit your pants - specially when in sitting position. On removal to clean up, the offending shit stain on underwear (yes ladieez it could be you as well) looks just like a Map of China
1st dude - "man that fart still stinks you dropped earlier"
2nd dude - "sorry man, gotta split it's a Map of China"
1st dude - "fuk me I can see the wall"
by street smeg May 08, 2005
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